These past couple weeks have been a grand adventure mainly because I'm living in Honduras and it's just a given that life is never boring. But I've been able to cross a couple of things off my bucket list and I thought I would share those things with you:
1. I killed a chicken.
...........Okay, I watched someone kill a chicken. Which is basically the same thing. But I got it all on film! And when I thought the chicken was "supposedly" dead I got up close to get a good shot of the blood and stuff and then THE FREAKING CHICKEN CAME TO LIFE AGAIN AND BASICALLY ALMOST KILLED ME.
I'll show you all the video one day.
But just be careful of chickens okay, because they're not what they seem.
2. Someone got into an accident for doing a double take at me.
When you're a white girl in Honduras everyone stares at you. Like I should honestly start charging people and I could probably make a lot of money. Sometimes I feel like I'm a zoo exhibit or something like that. But anyway, we were walking down the street and this one guy on a motorcycle is just staring hardcore at me as he passes and then once he drives by he turns around to keep staring and then he falls off his motorcycle.
Ten points for Hermana Holdaway.
Um. I can't think of anything else funny that's happened these past couple of days. OH WAIT. I got stuck in a mud puddle the other night. It was the worst thing ever. Hermana Vergara and I were walking home and it was dark. We were going to take one of the bigger streets, but there were a bunch of men smoking and drinking and so we were like, "Mejor no." And we decided to take a smaller street instead. Since it's been raining a lot, there are a ton of puddles. It was dark and I couldn't see really well, so I stepped where I thought it was mas o menos dry. And oops that I stepped into the world's deepest mud puddle that was literally up to my knees. I was stuck and couldn't move and when I managed to get unstuck, I left my shoe behind. #CINDERELLASTATUS. So we were poking around the mud puddle with the ends of our umbrellas for like ten minutes trying to rescue my shoe but we couldn't find it and then I was just like, "SCREW IT." And I squated down and stuck my hands into the mud puddle trying to find my freaking croc up to my elbows in mud. And then this guy passed by and was like, "What are you guys doing? Fishing?" And then he started laughing like he was the funniest guy in the world, like pease, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP ME FIND MY CROC, JUST MOVE ON, OKAY CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU.
And then Hermana Vergara was like, "Just leave your shoe there and we'll come back and look for it in the morning." LIKE, UM, NO, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THIS CROC HAS BEEN WITH ME THROUGH EVERYTHING I CANNOT LEAVE IT ALONE ALL NIGHT IN THIS MUD PUDDLE.
NO CROC LEFT BEHIND 2014.
But then my prince charming came and fished my croc out for me and I put it on and it fit perfectly even with all the mud and poop and whatever else was on it and so now we're getting married.
Just kidding.
A little kid helped me fish my shoe out but the most important thing is that I have my croc and nothing will ever seperate us ever. LIKE EVER.
Okay.
The Church is true and I love you all.
Love,
Hermana Holdaway.
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